Fix Your Code

Something a little fun to add to your day.  Think of the melody to the American Christmas song “Jingle Bells” as you read the lyrics below.  Credit goes to a friend for the overall inspiration and partial lyrics of the chorus.  As an otherwise original adaptation, I do like the way it turned out.  Geek humor.  Enjoy.

“Fix Your Code”

Sung to the tune “Jingle Bells”

Scanning through the code

Using all the tools today

O'er the fields we go

Tracing flows all the way

Bad coding practice brings

Dashboard colors bright

What fun it is to laugh and sing

A scanning song tonight

Oh, fix your code, fix your code

Fix your code today

Oh what fun the assessors have

In the team doing SCA

Oh, fix your code, fix your code

Fix your code today

Oh, no WAF can ever provide

A one fix to open SIAs

Checking all the vulns

Finding needles in the hay

O'er the source we go

Rating findings 'long the way

Bad coding practice brings

Dashboard colors bright

What fun it is to laugh and sing

A scanning song tonight

Oh, fix your code, fix your code

Fix your code today

Oh what fun the assessors have

In an ethical hack today

Oh, fix your code, fix your code

Fix your code today

Oh, no WAF can ever provide

A guarantee for your SLA